The only bill that slaps harder than the market.

No utility!

WAGMI!

Fully send!

Play Showreel

Born to Be Traded (BTBT!)

We didn’t promise tech. We didn’t promise change. We promised vibes. And that’s exactly what you’re getting.

Born to Be Traded (BTBT!)

We didn’t promise tech. We didn’t promise change. We promised vibes. And that’s exactly what you’re getting.

Born to Be Traded (BTBT!)

We didn’t promise tech. We didn’t promise change. We promised vibes. And that’s exactly what you’re getting.

No Taxes, No BS

No buys and sells getting sliced. No reflections, no redistribution. Just a memecoin with a clean launch and dirty jokes.

No Taxes, No BS

No buys and sells getting sliced. No reflections, no redistribution. Just a memecoin with a clean launch and dirty jokes.

No Taxes, No BS

No buys and sells getting sliced. No reflections, no redistribution. Just a memecoin with a clean launch and dirty jokes.

One Coin. Infinite Cope.

Whether you bought at the top or aped on a green candle, DALA welcomes you. The chain might betray you — $DALA never will.

One Coin. Infinite Cope.

Whether you bought at the top or aped on a green candle, DALA welcomes you. The chain might betray you — $DALA never will.

One Coin. Infinite Cope.

Whether you bought at the top or aped on a green candle, DALA welcomes you. The chain might betray you — $DALA never will.

We minted the $DALA. You cope.

Facts

LunarLab

VibeCraft

Sunbeam

NeonVibe

HorizonHue

LunarLab

VibeCraft

Sunbeam

NeonVibe

HorizonHue

LunarLab

VibeCraft

Sunbeam

NeonVibe

HorizonHue

Million Supply (iykyk)

Tax. Deadass

Roadmaps. Utilities. Exit plans.

$DALA

That's the whole plan.

$DALA

That's the whole plan.

$DALA

That's the whole plan.

Numbers

The Roadmap (We Swear It's Real!)

Maybe?

Phase 1: We Minted It, Bro

Launch. Liquidity. Mayhem.

Mint Hype

Day 0 Vibes

Fair Launch

Bag Secured

You Copin'?

We minted $DALA. Threw it into the chain. Announced nothing. Promised less. The real ones saw it. The rest are coping as we speak.

Phase 2: $DALA in the Wild

Chartwatching. Threadcoping. Rumor farming.

DexScreener

DexTools

"Next Doge?"

Chart PTSD

Calf Tattoo

We go live on DEXTools. Some guy makes a thread calling us “the next $DOGE.” We neither confirm nor deny. Memes spread. Some poor soul tattoos DALA on their calf.

Phase 3: Full Degen Expansion Pack

Sticker pack. Fake partnerships. Probably a hoodie.

Sticker Drop

Collaaaabs

Wen Merch

Viral? Maybe

CEX CEX CEX

More CEX!

We drop the DALA sticker set. Maybe even animated ones. If anyone asks “wen CEX,” we ignore them until they buy more. Some guy fakes a Binance listing tweet. It trends.

Phase 4: If We're Still Alive

Unruggable Vibes Layer.

Copium Reservoir

Exit Simulations

Narrative Pivot

Endgame Vibes

Moon or Dust?

Cope Harder

By now we’re either on Forbes or completely forgotten. If the chart moons? We’ll pretend it was all part of the masterplan. If it dies? We’ll call it “performance art.”